you know that bullshit of a list to tell guys how to be a good boyfriend ? i found it on a friend's blog and decided to put a little twist of mine into it. so watch out, puns definitely intended.

When you break Leysha's heart - the pain NEVER goes away

when Leysha misses you - you better miss her too

when Leysha says it's over - she's bored

when Leysha posts this - she's irritated with your stupidity

when Leysha walks away from you mad - you'd better stay away

when Leysha stares at your mouth - you have something between your teeth

when Leysha pushes you or hits you - be ready for an ass whooping

when Leysha starts cursing at you - she's being sweet

when Leysha ignores you - it's going to be a while

when Leysha pulls away - it means don't touch me, seriously

when Leysha looks like shit - tell her she looks like shit

when Leysha starts to cry - just be there

when Leysha's scared - she might just need you

when Leysha doesn't answer for a long time - it means she's thinking !

when Leysha says she like you - she's lying


so how ? effed up right. thank you thank you *bows*. now off to bed.